Franco Basdardi Reports for Training

Marble floors. Oak benches. Lemons in a bowl by the door. And our new Number 9, Franco Basdardi, refusing to take off his sunglasses.

Franco in the changing room

He shoots from 30 yards. He scores diving headers. He has never tracked back and has no plans to start. A proper centre forward.

Pre-season on the running track

Pre-season fitness was attempted. Briefly.

Franco signing autographs

Then he signed autographs for an hour. Priorities.

Franco recovering by the pool

Recovery session. His words, not ours. Welcome to the club, Franco. Follow him on Instagram @dynamo.lemons.